22 4 / 2012
The democrat says he’ll fix everything the republicans fucked up.
The republican says he’ll fix everything the democrats fucked up.
Who’s telling us the truth? Who’s lying?
Someone’s lying.
Who?
(Source: so-theres-hell-to-pay, via patman828)
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25 3 / 2012
The United States of America on college education
- Yo: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- Yo: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Yo: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- Yo: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Yo: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- Yo: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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05 1 / 2012
Mohandas Gandhi: Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.
Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about…
(Source: sweetupndown9)
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